Βush and Condoliza.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
China
?
Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China .

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China !

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China ?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
leader of China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead
in
the Middle East .

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

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